The Potato

The Potato is revolutionizing the way you think about food. It's more than a potato. It's The Potato. Naturally non-perishable, this little root can be stored and prepared anywhere, anytime. With its inconspicuous, intelligent packaging, The Potato can be taken anywhere your life takes you. In fact, calorie per dollar, it is one of the most efficient goods on the market, leaving competitors such as maize, wheat, and rice in the dust. Convenient and compact, it's no wonder that, with exactly $0 spent on advertising, The Potato has already made its way into the homes of billions world wide.

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Featured Customers
Favorite thing about The Potato: "This product is the core of our entire business. Our company could not exist without it."

In the United States, Lay's uses The Potato to offer a number of flavor combinations, in addition to the classic chips. Flavored products in the traditional fried varieties include Sour Cream & Onion, Barbecue, Cheddar & Sour Cream, Hidden Valley Ranch, Salt & Pepper, Flamin' Hot, Limón, and a thicker "Deli style" chip. Other potato chip flavors offered by Lay's are Garden Tomato and Basil, Honey Barbecue, Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue, Tapatio Limon, Simply Sea Salt Thick Cut, and Dill Pickle Brand.
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
Favorite thing about The Potato: "Its dependability: I can always count on it being the root connecting me with my viewers."

Martha Stewart regularly uses The Potato in "Martha Stewart's Cooking School" on PBS for demonstrations of cooking fundamentals. It also contributed to the success of the best-selling books "One Pot Cookbook" and "Collected Recipes for Every day"
The Irish
Favorite thing about The Potato: "Its failure became a watershed in the history of Ireland."

About two-fifths of the population was solely reliant on this crop for a number of historical reasons. The failure of the crop due to the potato blight and the subsequent famine was a watershed in the history of Ireland. Its effects permanently changed the island's demographic, political and cultural landscape. For both the native Irish and those in the resulting diaspora, the famine entered folk memory and became a rallying point for various Home rule and United Ireland movements, as the whole island was then part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
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single potato
33¢ per potato.
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Frequently Asked Questions
I found a bug in The Potato. What should I do?
We apologize for this inconvenience. Depending on the situation in particular, we advise you to discard the infected portion, or seek a product replacement. Please do not take risks, as usage of a buggy Potato can lead to serious health issues.
What languages does The Potato support?
The Potato supports language-agnostic development, and has equal effectiveness in all environments.
Do you partner with retail distributors?
Yes. You may find The Potato at any of our partner locations and their subsidiaries, including but not limited to Safeway, Vons, Whole Foods, Berkeley Bowl, and Trader Joe's.
Are there any product liability risks?
As of current, we are unaware of significant risks associated with usage of a normally-functioning Potato.
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